On our drive back from the Cliffs of Moher, we made a few stops along the way. Burren National Park is named for the Irish word meaning “barren.” The name makes sense when you see the enormous expanse of rock stretching out for fifteen square kilometers. The rock bed used to be underwater when the ocean levels were higher. Now, it looks like a gray stone prairie dotted with sparse vegetation.
Corcomroe Abbey sits in the quaint rolling hills that I pictured Ireland to be. The cemetery was lined with the Celtic crosses, pictured below.
By now, the bus driver was doing his best to entertain a bus full of sleepy tourists on the way home from a day-long drive.
“Is it time for a song?” he asked rhetorically.
“Yeah!” chorused a few of the more enthusiastic Italians and Germans.
Without prelude, the driver burst into a too hyper lively bouncy Irish song. His mouth was too close to the microphone, so his song was deafeningly loud and slightly muffled. Some people at the front started clapping along with the beat, as the Irish bus driver bellowed,
“OH ROW THE RATTLIN’ BOG
THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O
OH ROW THE RATTLIN’ BOG
THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O
AND ON THAT LIMB THERE WAS A NEST
A RARE NEST, A RATTLIN’ NEST
AND THE NEST IN THE LIMB AND THE LIMB ON THE BRANCH AND THE BRANCH ON THE TREE AND THE TREE IN THE HOLE AND THE HOLE IN THE BOG
AND THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O!!!!”
This bellowing went on for about one million years.
Partway through the song, I looked to my left at the Indian businessman, who was on the bus tour for some sightseeing after a business trip to Dublin. He had answered his cell phone before the song started, probably a business call. Now, he was cupping his hands around the speaker and yelling into his cell phone, trying in vain to be heard on the other end. I found it hysterical to picture his colleague sitting in an office in India yelling in Hindi, “Whaaat?! I can’t hear you!! There’s too much singing and clapping over there!!”
Ah, to be a tourist.